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Consulting your questionable decisions…

Finding the financial plot twist.

A free reality check

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Put in tonight’s takeaway total. We’ll tell you what that habit could have become instead. It might sting.

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THE DAMAGE REPORT

That £25 takeaway has expensive taste.

£2,340

If you had invested this weekly habit five years ago, it could be worth roughly this today.

What you’re really spending

£1,300 a year

That’s before the extra sides you “definitely deserved.”

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